Dylan-Bot Says Bye-Bye

by Dylan

I bought a potato one day.  When I brought it home, it talked to me and I gasped.  It said, “Make me into a robot.”

I said, “No,” and then the potato pulled out a shotgun, and then I said, “Okay.”  I went into my secret lab and got scrap parts from a box.  I stuck the parts into him.

My potato said, “Thank you,” then he said, “Now give me a name.”

I said “Dylan-Bot.”

He said, “Okay.  Now I want you to go to the beach.”

I said, “Okay, let’s go.” In thirty minutes we were there.  When the car stopped, Dylan-Bot got out as fast as he could and ran to the sand.  He played in the sand for an hour.

Then he went to the water and got swept out by a rip current.  When he was under water, a giant great white shark came up and ate him.

Two days later, I went to the beach and saw a screw in the sand.

THE END!

(for now)